Joke

[Forumadmin]

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue,gently wiped her nose, and shuddered quite violently as before.

The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again, she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered violently.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

[IR fan]

A lady walks in to a sex shop, very shy not wanting to be seen. :o

After being in there for a while seeing other "normal" people in there she began to feel a bit more comfortable and started to take a closer look at what was on offer.
The mags didn't interest much nor did the DVD's or video's novelty toys not much interest either, but being single she was taken aback by the extensive range of vibrators. Still too nervous to buy anything fearing someone seeing her walk out of the shop with it she went home.

Upon arrival at home she logged on to sexshop.com and looked through the gallery of items but was unable to find the product she was after. :(

Writing an email to the shop she decribed the item that she saw that very night in the store. "the large red vibrator just to the right of where the assistant stands at the register".

The next day she recieved a reply email from sexshop.com, it read;

Thankyou for your visit and recent enquiry via our website, many people feel a bit embarrassed in store and would prefer to purchase online. We are quite keen to assist our customers in any way possible, but you can't have the item you described in your E-mail as it is the shops fire extinguiser. :eek: :eek: