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10-06-2004, 11:29 PM
A man is flying around in a hot air ballon. He suddenly realizes he's lost, so he reduces his altitude and approaches a man on the ground below.
He shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about thirty feet off the ground." To which the ballonist replies, "You must work in Information Technology."
The man on the ground says, "Yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Well everything you told me was technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
To which the man on the ground replied, "You must work in business."
"Yes," said the baloonist, "How did you know?"
"Well, you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position before we met, but now it's my fault."
He shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about thirty feet off the ground." To which the ballonist replies, "You must work in Information Technology."
The man on the ground says, "Yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Well everything you told me was technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
To which the man on the ground replied, "You must work in business."
"Yes," said the baloonist, "How did you know?"
"Well, you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position before we met, but now it's my fault."